My name is Aria, but you may call me by my full title: Your Highness, Princess of the Pillow Forts, Cookie Monster (Supreme), Royal Advisor of the Noble Court of Fanfiction.
I can read a million books in a year, because I am, of course, absolutely flawless. I am the queen of fantasy and science fiction. The princess of the realm to the east, Lady Jenny, could confirm this for you.
I love math, because I am far superior to the mere peasants that frequent this web domain.
One day, Lady Katrina to the west and Lady Jenny to the east will join together with me in our creation of a bakery/coffee shop/bookstore. Until then, I shall preside over this blog with utter dignity and grace.
(Or, you know, not. I’m Aria.)
-Written by Princess Jenny, former Court Jester of the Math Court.
When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.
But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.
Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one. [source]
My Biology major boyfriend got a scholarship for excellence in Botany as well as a scholarship for excellence in Biology and Zoology
I asked him if this his possible and all he said was “I don’t know, plants are fucking weird”
Patrick Signs Bill: ‘Upskirting’ Now Illegal
By State House News Service March 7, 2014
BOSTON — Gov. Deval Patrick Friday said he had signed a bill rushed to his desk outlawing people from secretly photographing up a woman’s skirt or other similarly invasive acts.
There was a brief window — from Wednesday morning until Friday morning — when such activity was deemed not specifically against the law by the Supreme Judicial Court. The Legislature quickly fixed the loophole highlighted by the court, enacting a bill Thursday that attaches jail and prison time depending on whether it was committed against a child.
On his way into a Cabinet meeting, Patrick told reporters he had signed the bill into law.
Asked if he was surprised how fast the bill was passed, Patrick said, “It shows they can do it when they want to.”
I love this state in so many ways.
"Hey, this gross thing isn’t technically illegal, guys." "WHAT? WE CAN FIX THAT MOTHERFUCKERS HERE WE GO."
What about the other states, hunh? Enough of this kind of photo violation!
Qiandao Lake is a man-made lake located in Chun’an County, China, where archeologists have discovered in 2001 ruins of an underwater city. The city is at a depth of 26-40 meters and was named “Lion City”. There would have been 290,000 people living in this city during more than 1300 years.
Stare at him lustfully.
Stare at him lustfully.
STARE AT HIM LUSTFULLY.
may i point out
ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT SAYS DEAN AND CASTIEL RIGHT BELOW THAT
OR KIRK AND SPOCK RIGHT ABOVE IT OH MY GOD SHELDON I KNEW YOU WERE A FANGIRL BUT I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THAT KIND OF FANGIRL
ARTHUR DENT AND FORD PREFECT
Crowley has read the books
Crowley writes the fanfics.
Somehow I think that when Crowley was alone in the church for all those hours with Sam trying to heal him, he was getting his petty revenge by reciting with profound emotion and exquisite panache the most carnally explicit and dubiously physically possible kinky fanfics beckywinchester176 never dared publish. Even on Livejournal.
Ignoring everything that has been happening lately, NOONE can deny that the look on Sam’s face when he realises the crazy dude is going to cut Dean’s throat is sheer terror.
Just listen to these words again and again and again. Watch Sam’s expression closely. Whatever everyone thinks, Sam STILL cares. It’s stupid to actually think that he would be ok with Dean dying. He worries about him and he loves him. He’s just too hurt to fully show it. He keeps his distance.
And look how Dean barely flinches, doesn’t try to fight it at all….
People don’t realize that it’s SPECIFIC!!! Sam will forever save dean and do whatever it takes to save dean as long as Dean wants to be saved. It’s when he DOESN’T that Sam feels he would no longer do “anything” to save his brother.
Reblogging for the last comment. I don’t understand why people are still having the same argument. I don’t have any doubts in my mind that Sam cares about Dean. BUT he would never save him AGAINST HIS WILL. He respects Dean too much to violate his right to decide. That’s the lesson he’s trying to teach Dean. He’s pissed (understandably) and he knows that if he forgives Dean easily, things are going to continue the same as they have for many years. He wants Dean to understand that he doesn’t want a parent anymore. He wants a brother and Dean doesn’t behave like a brother. He’s way too obssessed with Sam (thank you John Winchester for that!). You can see Sam’s desire to have his brother when they talked about the time Sam dressed like Batman. But the moment Dean mentioned he drove Sam to be taken care of his broken arm, Sam’s face expression changed. I believe it was because again Sam was reminded that Dean was taking care of him since they were very little and Sam is now tired of that because HE WANTS A BROTHER NOT A PARENT. Dean needs to realize that he can have a life of his own that doesn’t revolve around Sam. He needs to let go and understand that it’s not his job to be Sam’s parent anymore. When Dean finally realizes that he can be Sam’s brother without smothering him, things will get better for both of them (that’s why Dean’s witnessed the words and actions of two protective mothers this season -Timmy’s mom on 9x07 and Kevin’s mom on 9x14). Remember Dean’s words to Timmy on 9x07?
"She came to you when you cried out for her. Now you have to tell her to stop and go away! (…) She can’t move on, she’s going crazy. Okay? You got to let her go. You’ll be okay. (…) Sometimes you got to do what’s best for you, even if it’s gonna hurt the ones you love."
That’s what Sam is doing. Dean came to him every time he cried out for help, but now it’s time for him to tell him to stop because Dean can’t move on (he cannot even live in a world without Sam). Sam is letting go, doing what’s best for him, even if it hurts Dean. Dean NEEDS to do the same. He needs to let go and become a brother instead of this obssessed mother-figure he’s been so far. The same way Timmy’s mother changed from being a ghost to having her normal face before moving on, we will see somehow Dean having his normal face, being the real Dean Winchester that can let Sam live his own life. I’m looking forward to that moment. In the meantime, I’ll continue to enjoy Season Divine.