My name is Aria, but you may call me by my full title: Your Highness, Princess of the Pillow Forts, Cookie Monster (Supreme), Royal Advisor of the Noble Court of Fanfiction.
I can read a million books in a year, because I am, of course, absolutely flawless. I am the queen of fantasy and science fiction. The princess of the realm to the east, Lady Jenny, could confirm this for you.
I love math, because I am far superior to the mere peasants that frequent this web domain.
One day, Lady Katrina to the west and Lady Jenny to the east will join together with me in our creation of a bakery/coffee shop/bookstore. Until then, I shall preside over this blog with utter dignity and grace.
(Or, you know, not. I’m Aria.)
-Written by Princess Jenny, former Court Jester of the Math Court.
Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.
Above is the “Know Anon” code that allows you to expose any hateful anons you wish at your own whim. If you know anyone who’s struggling with anonymous hate, reblog this for them.
- How to install
Simply copy the above code and paste it right after the <head> portion of the HTML coding on your blog. This is with the jQuery script included, so everything should be covered. Once you’ve done this, update and save, then exit your customize page.
Re-enter your customize page, and under “appearance” should be a button called “Enable Know Anon”, which may be on or off automatically, depending. Flip the switch to enable or disable it, then save.
- How to use
When you get anonymous hate or anon messages you find offensive, simply exit your Inbox, enter your Customize page, flip the switch to “on”, then save and exist. Re-enter your inbox, and any and all anonymous messages will be exposed with a URL, if they have one. Note that this includes everything, not just the hate. Another thing to note is that, once you expose anons in the inbox, you can’t un-expose them. Flipping the switch back to “off” does nothing.
Answer a message people thought was on anon, and gee, they’ll get a nasty little surprise, hmm? It’s better than a fake anonymous button because while you still can’t control who it exposes, you can control when to do so.
Remember though, that this isn’t the only way to stop anonymous hate. As always, there’s simply the “turn anonymous asks off” button. And thanks to the update from a few months ago, anons CAN be blocked.
That little hand right there? That’s the ignore button. It’s present on all asks sent, whether anon or otherwise. When you block an anon, you have the option to report them for spam or harassment, and it will permanently block them. It also blocks the IP address and computer, so that person can’t take advantage of extra accounts to continue sending you hate. It effectively wipes that person right out of your Tumblr life. They cannot contact your blog again, ever.
For the website that gives you the Know Anon code, with or without jQuery script, in case that causes trouble (most themes come with it pre-installed, but not all), go here.
[ Goodness, wow thank you very much for letting me know this existed! That was very considerate of you! ]
EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN GETTING LITTLE NO-LIFE SHITHEADS BOTHERING THEM.
Here you go. <3
somebody doesn’t have to look completely androgynous in order to identify as genderqueer or nonbinary. somebody doesn’t have to look masculine or butch in order to identify as male. somebody doesn’t have to look feminine at all in order to identify as female. you can wear a dress and makeup everyday and still ID as male. gender expression is not the same as gender identity
Things Tom Hiddleston Has Actually Said “I’m Sorry” For
- Correcting his own spelling
- Winning awards
- Marvel not planning a Loki movie
- Laughing (on set)
- Eating chocolate
- Hitting Josh Horowitz with a pillow
- Not having time to answer every question asked by fans
- His twitter account being hacked
- Always being happy
- Singing the correct lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Lucky”
- Having gone to college
The day will come when Tom apologizes for apologizing, and the rivers will be choked with the bodies of fan girls who just can’t handle it anymore.