“All the truth in the world is held in stories."

bemusedlybespectacled: ramoorebooks: opinionatedlez: Here are...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:30:01 -0400

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities.

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:28:22 -0400

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

loseerrrrrrrrr: i love her

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:27:21 -0400

loseerrrrrrrrr:

i love her

fishingboatproceeds: Reblogging this, for example, is more...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:26:21 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

lazy: wretchedoftheearth: I spent most of my life being silent on shit that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:25:59 -0400

lazy: wretchedoftheearth: I spent most of my life being silent on shit that...:

wretchedoftheearth:

I spent most of my life being silent on shit that bothers me, and learning that when I open my mouth I will lose friends, I will be cast out of social circles, I will annoy coworkers. I will be punished for believing that my humanity and the humanity of others is…

morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:25:01 -0400

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:26 -0400

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:23:51 -0400

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

Night!!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:29:00 -0400

sextingllamas: is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:28:09 -0400

sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

swingsetindecember: any woman can play any male hero sailor moon taught me that ‘cause gender...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:27:29 -0400

swingsetindecember:

any woman can play any male hero

sailor moon taught me that

‘cause gender identity didn’t stop the starlights

they wore the fukus too

so the reverse is also true

you don’t have to add a ms. or a she or a lady to the name

a woman can be batman

just batman

no

girl

no woman

she can literally be batman

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:36 -0400

kkatkkrap: spikeghost: Marina & The Diamonds performing...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:18:56 -0400

kkatkkrap:

spikeghost:

Marina & The Diamonds performing “How To Be A Heartbreaker” in Los Angeles, California - 05.11.13 [♡]

5 FREAKING DAYS!!!

Connor and I saw her a week ago tomorrow and OH MY GOD. YES.

the-dairy-king: thecookiecosplayer: looks like my ride is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:00 -0400

the-dairy-king:

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

im not like other buses, im a cool bus.

apparently-abombshell: charlottedsweb: ewelock: itmightpossibl...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:12:26 -0400

apparently-abombshell:

charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

A HAD FKSGFKDHDJDJDSDJDJD

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:40:24 -0400

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

to tell or not to tell

mooveitorlooseit: frenchhornsandunicorns: Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:26:27 -0400

mooveitorlooseit:

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

hufflepuffs

canadians

women

corneliapornelia: Benedict Sassybatch

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:58 -0400

corneliapornelia:

Benedict Sassybatch

rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:08:48 -0400

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

majestic-beard: 2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:53:41 -0400

majestic-beard:

2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming

3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even